We’re proud to announce the launch of our very own cryptocurrency, Wilderdoge™!
Wilderdoge™ will be the exclusive payment option accepted by Wilderdog, starting today, April 1st.
It’s super easy to use:
First, you have to buy it with a credit card, or wire cash from your bank account to acquire the coins.
Then, you get a 64-digit code, and we get an equally long and confusing code.
Enter ours, and click send. If you mess it up, well, you just lost it forever. But if you didn’t? About 25 hours later, we’ll receive it. And BOOM! We just reinvented money. Why? Who knows.
We'll also be minting a limited number of NFTs! See below to bid on an exclusive Wilderdog NFT -
Wait, this is an NFT?
Hell yeah, dog.
NFT = Nifty Fun Things. Like discounts to our store!
Use code DOGE20 to save 20% on everything at wilderdog.com, today only! So grab some gear for your dog, put down the screen and GO OUTSIDE, because this is all one big...
APRIL FOOLS' JOKE, YA FOOLS!
But for real, use that 20% off code, and we still accept Visa, Mastercard, Amex, PayPal, Amazon Pay, Google Pay, Apple Pay, and however else y'all buy stuff. Diner's Club? Yup, just realized we accept that too.
Wilderdoge, as valuable as big sticks, old tennis balls, and the crumbs between your couch cushions! Inflation so high, we had to make some dog coins.